Ryan One liners

the dish washer's broke.. and I've been bitchin n moaning every nite...to do the dishes... lill aware that lill ears are a listening!
Friday nite... i get off the couch at 930pm ish n go..
Ok folks... i am gonna crash...
Ryan: Then whoz gonna do the dishes?

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Ryan: I can spell my name... R - Y - A - N.... Ryan
*cheers from whole family*
Me: can you spell my name Ryan
Ryan: D - O - M - R - N - K - P... goes on the name every alphabet in the books....

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Ryan all lost in the laptop...
tapping away at something...n goes
'Hey guys... look at this...' *screaming in hi pitch*
we all look at his laptop...n he goes....
'can i have this?'
Dad: Ya rite next..you'll help yourself to a credit card n buy it yourself..looks like'

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we visit a dear friends new born baby...
looking at the swaddled peacefully snoozing sweet munchkin of a baby...
Ryan goes 'hez so little... is he for real?'